Never Smile at a Crocodile é uma canção escrita para o filme Peter Pan, embora só apareça em forma instrumental no filme final como tema para do Crocodilo Tick Tack. A versão com letra aparece em Disney Sing Along Songs: Under the Sea, sendo cantada por Mark Miller e Richard Pursell.
Letra[]
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never tip your hat and stop to talk a while
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots of etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, I will place
To forget etiquette
For example, one positively must not wear a pleased expression on his countenance
when confronted with that large lizard-like amphibious reptile
who has long jaws, armored skin, and webbed feet and who is known as the crocodile.
It has been discovered that one simply cannot cherish an amicable
or trustworthy relationship with the aforementioned species.
In addition, it is mandatory that one does not become irresistibly drawn into the erroneous belief
that the lateral upward extension of his lips means that you are entirely welcome.
It is much more reasonable to assume that he is contemplating how you would look in a lizard suit...
HIS!
Heh, heh
Clear the aisle and never smile at Mister Crocodile!
Curiosidades[]
- É a música deletada mais famosa da história da Disney
- Esta canção também foi cantada no episódio 114 do The Muppet Show, onde foi cantada por Mary Louise.
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