Me é uma música do musical A Bela e a Fera. É cantada pelo vaidoso, caçador sexista Gaston, como parte de sua proposta de casamento para Bela. Infelizmente, não está incluída no filme original, no entanto, ela agora pode ser ouvida na seção Belle's Village da expansão do New Fantasyland, soando como seria no filme original.
A coreografia para a música varia, mas na maioria das vezes Gaston age duro com Bela e arrasta-a como uma boneca de pano (mostrando sua objetificação das mulheres como um todo), enquanto em outras produções, ele se comporta como um cavalheiro
Letra
Gaston:
You've been dreaming just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming, just one theme:
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!
This equation, girl plus man
Doesn't just help you
On occasion, women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the fam'ly tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!
We'll be raising sons galore
Belle:
Inconceivable!
Gaston:
Each built six foot four!
Belle:
Unbelievable!
Gaston:
Each one stuffed with ev'ry Gaston gene!
Belle:
I'm not hearing this!
Gaston:
You'll be keeping house with pride!
Belle:
Just incredible!
Gaston:
Each day gratified
Belle:
So unweddable!
Gaston:
That you are a part of this idyllic scene.
(Speaking segment)
Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge,
my latest kill roasting over the fire,
my little wife massaging my feet, while
the little ones play on the floor with the dogs.
We'll have six or seven!
Belle:
Dogs?
Gaston:
No, Belle! Strapping boys...like me!
Belle:
Imagine that!
(End speaking segment)
Gaston:
I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be a perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to...
The best things in life are...
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me? There's no way
Certain as "Do, Re,"
Belle, when you marry...
So Belle, what will it be?
Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?
Belle:
I...I just don't deserve you!
Gaston:
Who does?
ME!
Belle:
But thanks for asking.
