Human Stuff é uma canção do musical A Pequena Sereia. É cantada por um coro de gaivotas.
Letra[]
ARIEL: A dinglehopper?
SABIDÃO: Oh these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary. When it comes to dingle hoppers I'm a regular
encyclopoodia!
Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folds who live up there do
That'll flap their wigs!
GAIVOTA 1: Flop their wigs!
GAIVOTA 2: Flap!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
SABIDÃO: Well, you'll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!
GAIVOTA 1: Thingmabobs.
GAIVOTA 2: Jigs!
GAIVOTA 1: Bobs!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
SABIDÃO: Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way I'm twirling now!
Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
You're what the call "the dog's meow"!
GAIVOTA: Wonderful stuff!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
GAIVOTAS: That human stuff!
Can't get enough -
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
GAIVOTAS: Of human stuff!
And we are the authority -
No need for us to bluff!
Because we're great and explanatin'
Human stuff!
ARIEL(falando): (holds pipe) Whats that?
SABIDÃO(falando): A snarfblatt!
ARIEL(falando): Wow!
SABIDÃO: Back when the world was prehistorial
People sat as still as coral
Flat upon their bumps
GAIVOTA 1: On their runts!
GAIVOTA 2: Bunks!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
SABIDÃO: There they would be, not even thinkin'
Bored to death and barely blinkin'
Way down at the dumps
GAIVOTA 1: On the dumps!
GAIVOTA 2: At!
GAIVOTA 1: On!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
SABIDÃO: Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance
Suddenly life was la-di-da!
Snarfblatts're what you use to make folks dance
Give it a blow, and then - voila!
GAIVOTAS: Wonderful stuff!
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
GAIVOTAS: That human stuff!
If you're a buff -
GAIVOTA 3: Awwwk!
GAIVOTAS: Of human stuff!
GAIVOTA 1: It's marvable!
GAIVOTA 2: Stupendible!
SABIDÃO: Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word -
GAIVOTAS: That's what the humans say!
SABIDÃO&GAIVOTAS: Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff -
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since we're the pros
From us, you'll get no guff
SABIDÃO: And once you've got a who's-ma-gig -
GAIVOTA 1: A thing-ma-what -
GAIVOTA 2: A watch-ma-gig -
SABIDÃO: That's all you need to bring you up to snuff!
GAIVOTAS: Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin'
Rest assured...you'll look real human!
SABIDÃO: We know, 'cause we know
Human stuff!